the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
