so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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