Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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