can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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