Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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