YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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