Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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