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  • 8:14---What if I lost my hands in a car accident. Can I just finger you like I "nub" you instead?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:28am
  • Girls can finger so much better than guys though.....home field advantage ya know? relationships are just a different story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:57pm
  • listen ladies, we need to start a new generation of lesbians. Ones who arent crazy and clingy. Are there no such things as one night stands with lesbians anymore????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:10am
  • btw, lesbians eat a whole lot better than guys do.. to those ladies who says they like or would have sex with other girls but cant picture yourself in a relationship with one, its only a mental problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Yeah. Agree with the last two. You just have to get the genuine ones. And the not emotionally fucked-up ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:22am
  • Guys get needy too. Believe me, I've run into my fair share of clingers. I seem to attract them. FML

    Submitted by Rysgor on Oct 7, 10 at 8:52pm
  • Guys get needy after being fingered too though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:47am
  • Im a straight girl....have bi thoughts..and what not...but..Im thinking maybe they are only clingy becasue there arent as many lezbians as there are straights..so when you find one that you hit it off with.. they are just afraid that they wont find another girl that they like and that is a lezbian and they dont wanna be alone anymore, ppl are hypocritical and already make them feel alone..specialy if they live in the country and not in a city..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:09pm
  • pretty sure that means you weren't a lesbian to start with. and you're also a fucking tool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:36am
  • Vibratorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Girls are the best, lezzie is sooooo where it's at. Boys make me fallllll asleeeeeep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:49pm
  • and they always wanna "talk about it" WTF to talk about we fucked. go home.

    Submitted by Bahaha1204 on Apr 6, 11 at 9:18pm
  • ^ homophobic religious straight girl OR bored preteen boy trying to start an argument?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:09pm
  • What does a lesbian bring to a second date? A U-Haul

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:26am
  • clinginess happens. Just get laid and deal with it or don't and STFU. guys are just as clingy without even sticking any fingers in them, and the sex sucks. Not a difficult choice for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:08pm
  • Lesbians do tend to be needy. But not all of them are... ;) I'm always up for a sexy, one night stand with a girl.

    Submitted by SexyDork on Jul 13, 10 at 10:52pm
  • 8:47 wanna give it a go let's get ya past that mental, shall we??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:44pm
  • @4:43 see am not needy don't even need the fingering lol. awh that sucks atleast it wasn't a dream about bears and waffles like on others post ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:32pm
  • just shhh 5:09.... use your words PLEASE!!! is it really necessary to put a Z in lesbian? no... no its not! lay off the adhd meds and stop over freaking thinking everything!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:56pm
  • you may have just saved me from actually making the same discovery.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:59am
  • well youre certainly not a lesbian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:33am
  • well said 1:08 - I had been doing it the other round & running in to all sorts of drama!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:13pm
  • that's it- i'm starting a fucking group "Lesbians who HATE uhauls". time to squash the icky stereotype of needy lesbians. they're ruining the rest of our chances of getting laid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:23pm
  • I had a one night stand with a guy once and he wanted to stay up and talk about "my feelings" and "what I was thinking." Then he refused to believe it was a one night stand, or that I only chose him because he was conveniently there and devoid of STDs. Boys are WAY needy. I've never been with one that isn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:08am
    • The exact same thing happened to me. I waited until he fell asleep then I grabbed my shit and bounced.

      Submitted by Rysgor on Oct 7, 10 at 8:55pm
  • lets be honest...relationship drama is relationship drama no matter who it's with. otherwise we wouldn't have daytime talk shows. there are way more straight people on Maury and Tyra than anything...need i not mention The Steve Wilkos Show. seriously... 612 go girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:38pm
  • 11:35- she had probably used it on herself...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:50pm
  • 1:49-FTW! 2:33-you're an idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:37pm
  • I agree 10:02, the confused girls are all around no fun. No lesbian wants to be part of your experiment, and if she does, you just got used : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:08am
  • i can answer for him and everyone thats ever used that line no

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:44am
  • 2:33-fuck you OP, you and I have the same problem. I prefer girls but too much drama.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:15pm
  • 11:13 - They are just doing it wrong. Most young-ins don't know the secret.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:02pm
  • stay lesbian and call me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:38am
  • haha. I GOT ON! I like in Texas now though. She was my student teacher. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:24pm
  • haha you just found the wrong girl...not needy at all.. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Yea lesbians are needy, but I'd still never go back to the cock. A needy vagina is better than a dick coated in chocolate and money. I guess IM just a REAL lesbian...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:10pm
  • I love guys, but there's something about a girl fingering you that is insanely hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:03pm
  • if the OP was fingerbanging the chick into loving her, it was obviously not her first time giving someone the power finger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:35am
  • ooh man that's my favorite act!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:07am
  • Straight girl here, to everyone: finger me *like* you love me. That is all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:14am
  • I'm a Bi girl and i think Girl on Girl is soo Hot ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:32pm
  • I like having sex with girls. But i could NEVER be a lesbian. Relationship drama with girls must suck. My boyfriend hates it... I bet I would too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:27pm
  • @3:15 you must be butch since u gave A fuck u & if there is drama it's cause of you butch women have sooo many issues . I could never be with another women that I was not aloud to touch their boobs or sex them deep with my fingers but u wanna fuck the shit out of us with a strap on WTF...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:43pm
    • There are so many typos in that, it's not even worth reading.

      Submitted by Rysgor on Oct 7, 10 at 9:02pm
  • trust me guys in chesapeake are spoiled brats stick to the chicks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:43pm
  • Let's gets sloppy and fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:11am
  • Show me a girl that isn't needy an I'll show you how beautiful a boys heart can be

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:53am
  • now u know how us guys feel like when we just want a little bit of action and they "think they love you"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:56pm
  • I know of no better way to get attention from us!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:26am
  • 8:14 to 8:28: As long (or as short) as it works...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:48am
  • @11:08 I think i am definitely in love. 11:08 Birthday cake please..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:17am
  • I just have to say I love this text, it makes me happy... down there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:57am
  • Lesbian ARE needy. In need of COCK. I'm so sick of lesbians.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:26pm
  • you were never bi in the first place, it was just an act to get attention from guys, I see it all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:59am
  • Been there. Went back to the cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:08am
  • @11:43pm and @3:15 .. Im a butch and wat you guys said doesnt apply to me. Just because you guys met a certain type of butch doesnt mean that the same applies to all. stop stereotyping all lesbians, butches, or fems. a person's attitude towards relationships is their own view and is caused by their past experiences. "it is wat it is"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:51pm
  • All lesbians aren't needy. I go for girls myself :) sexually and for relationships. i mean hell one night stands with girls are the intense. sooo hot. - -It just takes a while longer to find a girl relationship material

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:13am
  • 8:33am, you are the lamest cunt going round

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:52am
  • @8:59 nah, trust it's not even like that really it's just that stAte.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:35pm
  • awww 9:26, I don't get it =(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:35am
  • "You just have to get the genuine ones. And the not emotionally fucked-up ones." All lesbians are emotionally fucked-up, otherwise they wouldn't be lesbo. The butch lesbos are a different story, but well talk about them when they develop a fashion sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:33pm
  • noooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:11am
  • 1:08 can This girl have your #

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:13am
  • 8:33 : Has that ever worked for you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:39am
  • i'm more sexually aroused by girls but i could never be in a relationship with one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:03pm
  • truer words have never been spoken. thats why dykes fuck in the bathroom and don't bring girls home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:48am
  • coming from a bi chick, girls definitely eat better than guys. they do bring the girl drama though, so justtttt play and then peace. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:13pm
  • real lesbians aren't needy, straight wanna be bi are very needy cause they want all the attention.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:02am
  • @3:51 then why the fuck you? If it doesn't apply to you???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:55pm
  • this is why, when you're a bi girl, straight guys are for short-term sex and lezzie girls are for long-term relationships it works out better for everyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:08am
  • @10:47 seriously, finger a guy's prostate once, and he's ready to propose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:50am
  • love the joke about the 2nd date and the u-haul, it's true enough to be a stereotype

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:45am
  • True. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:33am
  • but... I didn't even finger you 1:17! hehe. I actually had a nightmare about hetero sex last night after reading this, it was awful :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:43pm
  • to the original post, everyone is needy in some ways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:52pm
  • Is 757 Tennessee? cause girl you are the only Ten-I-see

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:33am
  • 8:02.. what makes you so sure you do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:35pm
  • Lesbians in America: middle class white girls viewing life thru a mirror.

    Submitted by BigCrank on May 26, 11 at 4:45pm
  • Oooo harsh words ^ I'm Bi & have to say never been with full blown lesbians but the bi ( whether new or experienced) are way worse then boys in the 'needy, jealous' department... Doesn't stop me though.. They lick way better then boys... Just have to act like a boy when it's all over & give the "ain't no big deal" attitude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:10am
  • i dont get the u-haul joke. explain por favor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:56pm