another moral hangover. fuck.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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