im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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