now i know why i became what i already was.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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