I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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"...and that's when I realised me and my mini churrito didn't stand a chance."
There are sluts your admire, sluts you joke about and then there are sluts that so worn out, you just take them out to the middle of the woods and take them down.
Pit bull terrier, a carrier in your area. I'm from the era of Ronald Reagan and my style
how about going back there douchebag. fyi your white I can tell by your vitamin r. style lyrics. so take off your mommas pantyhose put on your leave it to beaver hat and stop experimenting with your gym coach
SNIDELY: "My mini churrito didn't STAND a chance." Hilarious. I want to kill myself for capitalizing a beautifully subtle pun.