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Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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