Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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