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  • 59 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:47am
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    make him smell your finger THEN tell him

  • 48 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:26pm
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    bring it up casually in a conversation with him "Oh yeah I know your sister, you know...funny story..."

  • 48 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:11pm
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    How often do you find yourself fishing heroin pellets out of someones ass??

  • 45 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:14am
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    sweet jesus 9:10...how many mules have u fucked?

  • 43 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:58am
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    12:15 you're a dumbfuck! It takes a little bit longer for what you ate at lunch to turn into shit and chillin at the end of your rectum.

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:18am
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    224 yes a lot of americans are ignorant and stupid, but you shouldnt be so stuck up as to assume all are. and 943..you are one of the reasons that other countries hate america. America is far from being the best country.

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:43am
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    224 youre not american and therefore are a huge pussy dependent on guess who? fucking 'merica bitch

  • 38 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:03am
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    What if he's jealous?

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:24am
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    you're all american, and therefore are ALL dumbfucks. Also: totally tell Kevin! (Y)

  • 37 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:47am
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    do you WANT said finger to be broken off and shoved up your ass???

  • 33 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:56pm
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    10:51... nicely done. I laugh everytime I think of that scene.

  • 37 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:47am
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    I don't know that you want to tell him that

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:15am
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    only if you can tell him what she had for lunch based on the smell of your finger.... thats my rule.

  • 36 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:21pm
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    Only if you tell him her strap-on was up yours.

  • 28 20
    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 24, 10 at 12:40pm
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    Just shuv the finger up his nose and see what he does

  • 30 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:54am
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    Ew. No...he'd never be able to look at either of you the same...

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:51am
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    I'm gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I'm gonna rule this world. I'm gonna kick some ass. I'm gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:10pm
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    10:51 It's Always Sunny FTW! Greenman

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:15pm
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    2:24 You don't like it, tough!! go back to the hole you came from you foreign piece of shit!!

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:18am
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    omg 12:15 that is friggin disgusting. yuck.

  • 13 13
    Submitted by Onyourwifesface on Jun 8, 11 at 8:23pm
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    No country is dependent on America in any real fiscal sense America just inserts it self were it's not wanted thinking your doing good

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:22pm
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    FUCK YEAH AMERICA LOVES PICKLED BABIES ...shiteris

  • 25 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:10pm
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    What the fuck were you doing, fishing out heroin pellets out of her ass?

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