Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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