All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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