Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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