You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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