Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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