Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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