We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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From a woman's perspective... Size of the balls is NOT the size that's important...
Worst part of huge balls is dunking them in the fucking toilet. And having a log fall against them. Ugh.
lmfao I hate that in the summer they dip down into the water and your all aaaatrrggghhhh
Women aren't into your balls, we just have to put up with them.
Usually big balls = small penis
I didn't know balls came in noticeably different sizes....if they are way bigger...I'd see a doctor about a possible hernia...
Guess you haven't seen that many balls.
big balls aint that great or impressive
Elephantitis is nothing to be jealous of.
crushed balls makes the baby Jesus cry
OP is a girl.
My girl is into my balls lol do I don't know what you guys are talking about
Haha I've been there.
It ain't all picnics and rainbows.