so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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