Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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