Just fell off a train. Bad.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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