I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
look no pants
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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