i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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