Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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