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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:33am

    Charles Rutherford would of sent you shot of bong water!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:25pm

    Today, someone sent me a drink from across the bar. And I liked it.

  • 90 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:47am

    It was obviously your dad sending you water because you're clearly too young to be in a bar. Duhh.

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    Submitted by Hunter20 on Mar 5, 10 at 3:41pm

    lmao wow where they do that at?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:32pm

    Maybe you just looked dehydrated...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:09am

    Hi, whats your name. you look thirsty.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:00pm

    My friends and I do this - we call them "blue dolphins," and it is pretty hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:19am

    @ 10:14 That's A Better Text LOL

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:12am

    you must have looked pretty shit-faced

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:11pm

    the guy isnt cheap u are just fukin ugly nd he fooled u into thinkin u were hot for about 10 seconds

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:01pm

    Vermonters are so cheap!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:55pm

    I tpained a girl with water b4. They was real boosted b4 they figured out it was water. -202

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:14am

    "...so I sent her a drink from across the bar. It was my semen. She guzzled it down and asked for seconds."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:51pm

    Damn this recession!

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    Submitted by barkoducer82 on Jun 3, 10 at 11:05pm

    Well if this happend in pacific beach ca it was me... Cheers

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 9:05am

    Man, I am SO doing this one day!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 7:40pm

    I saw this on MLIA too.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:33pm

    JJJS you are my hero

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:27pm

    Today, someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water. MLIA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:23pm

    All drinks are mostly water anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:04am

    His name was my name too! - John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:47pm

    Ahhhh! Lol. Wat a dork

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:10am

    He knows a cheap date when he sees one

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    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Jun 21, 10 at 8:47pm

    Burnt!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:49pm

    Can't wait to try this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:20pm

    I would have sent back a glass of pee with a note that said " now we can make cheep beer ; ) "

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:25pm

    Apparently you are not very attractive

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:35pm

    That's pretty funny. Google My Status Is Baddest for facebook updates

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:28am

    NICE! A blue dolphin on the rocks, poured not bottled, kick it up a notch!