Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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Charles Rutherford would of sent you shot of bong water!
It was obviously your dad sending you water because you're clearly too young to be in a bar. Duhh.
Today, someone sent me a drink from across the bar. And I liked it.
Hi, whats your name. you look thirsty.
lmao wow where they do that at?
Maybe you just looked dehydrated...
My friends and I do this - we call them "blue dolphins," and it is pretty hilarious.
@ 10:14 That's A Better Text LOL
you must have looked pretty shit-faced
I tpained a girl with water b4. They was real boosted b4 they figured out it was water.
Vermonters are so cheap!
the guy isnt cheap u are just fukin ugly nd he
fooled u into thinkin u were hot for about 10
Well if this happend in pacific beach ca it was me... Cheers
"...so I sent her a drink from across the bar. It was my semen. She guzzled it down and asked for seconds."
Man, I am SO doing this one day!
JJJS you are my hero
I saw this on MLIA too.
Damn this recession!
His name was my name too!
- John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Today, someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water. MLIA
All drinks are mostly water anyway.
Ahhhh! Lol. Wat a dork
He knows a cheap date when he sees one
Can't wait to try this
I would have sent back a glass of pee with a note that said " now we can make cheep beer ; ) "
That's pretty funny.
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Apparently you are not very attractive
NICE! A blue dolphin on the rocks, poured not bottled, kick it up a notch!