shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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