I love black thongs
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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