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My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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