I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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