Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
