i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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