dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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