you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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