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I saw his package. It spoke to me.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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