The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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