Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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