Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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