How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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