If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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