Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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