He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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