forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
there is glitter all over my balls
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