Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Your cock deserves a montage
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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