Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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