so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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