That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
