Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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