i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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