Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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