I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
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jesus jumped on the cross and nailed himself to it to escape fucktards like the religious freaks on here! WIN!!!
lol at all the people getting all personally offended at someone on a website devoted to debauchary not believing in the same little imaginary friend as them.
seriously what is a devout christian doing on texts from last night?
wow, its people like you that make this world suck so bad.
oh christians! calm down! haha I totally was in the same situation, it's a good time.
and I agree with 2:48 and 3:38, the only reason I can think of for people that serious and religious to be on this site is for guilty pleasure, and then they saw an opportunity to be self-righteous and make up for it. silly silly, just relax :)
how is pregnancy by undefined being believable?! turning water into wine? bringing people back to life? healing incurable diseases and aliments? feeding thousands with a small amount of food?
fairytales just have fairies, sheesh.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. yeah, thanks.
hahaah yeah wait this site is for us fuck-up drunks who like to waste our lives away, who is seriously on here like preaching christian values, this is not the site for that. this site is for the substance abusing heathens who like to share their drunken/high/fucked-up texts, kthx.
I was gonna say the same thing 2:48
"and im not sure how the bible 'is less believable than most fairy tales.'"
Most fairy tales are only long enough to contain a few steaming piles of ridiculous horse shit. The Bible is long enough to contain many.
Sorry you guys feel that way. I dont think Christ was ashamed of us...
Hahaha, I would totally feel the same way in that situation
You're probably going straight to hell. Why would you even say something like that?! You are ashamed of the One who wants to save us. I feel sorry for people like you.
fuck all you religious people getting all worked up about this. jesus thinks you're a cunt, too
i love you people :) i feel so at home here hahaha
AWESOME. I agree, I would have felt the need to explain that it wasn't mine. LOL.
"You're probably going straight to hell." There is some judgment in that statement.
you dont have to be a "devout christian" to know that this text is just plain wrong.
and im not sure how the bible "is less believable than most fairy tales". but alright, ill pray for you.
you all are making the devil very happy right now. that's so sad.
Talking wolves, talking pigs, witches, talking plants. Atleast the first 3 have mouths...
Geeze... Uptight christians. Never seen that before. Seriously it's 2009 your belief structure is ridiculously antiquated and embarassing. Grow up.
haha, hope i never have to do that. i'd just go up and be like, "can you GIFT WRAP these??" hehe
WE don't judge...the Bible and Christ judges...we just state what is wrong and right, idiots.
WWJD? I think Jesus would read this site, shake his head, and say, "you crazy bitches!!! I love ya."
haha sounds like me!!
why are they on this site? probably so they can spank it to the american apparel scrunchies girl and still feel virtuous about not looking at porn...
I used to wear a disguise to the library when checking out the Left Behind series...so ashamed of myself for reading that time-vampire.
I really hope Christ is ashamed of you. You deserve it.
"but then again you live your life by a book that is less believable than most fairy tales... so we already knew that you're a dumbass"
Why are there so many Christians on this website anyways? Jesus surely wouldn't approve at you getting amusement from others' sinful debauchery, right? ;-D
Hahaha 7:15, that is genius.
where did he say he is ashamed of christ? i love jesus but i wouldn't want to be confused with all the psychotic zealots running around thinking they are somehow qualified to judge anyone
didn't need the reply text, understood from the first
Lmao at the Jesus freaks. This post made my night.
"you all are making the devil very happy right now. that's so sad."
funniest thing i've read today.