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  • jesus jumped on the cross and nailed himself to it to escape fucktards like the religious freaks on here! WIN!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:35pm
  • lol at all the people getting all personally offended at someone on a website devoted to debauchary not believing in the same little imaginary friend as them. seriously what is a devout christian doing on texts from last night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:48am
  • wow, its people like you that make this world suck so bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:05am
  • oh christians! calm down! haha I totally was in the same situation, it's a good time. and I agree with 2:48 and 3:38, the only reason I can think of for people that serious and religious to be on this site is for guilty pleasure, and then they saw an opportunity to be self-righteous and make up for it. silly silly, just relax :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:29am
  • how is pregnancy by undefined being believable?! turning water into wine? bringing people back to life? healing incurable diseases and aliments? feeding thousands with a small amount of food? fairytales just have fairies, sheesh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:05pm
  • 4:07... HAHAHAHAHAHA. yeah, thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:18pm
  • hahaah yeah wait this site is for us fuck-up drunks who like to waste our lives away, who is seriously on here like preaching christian values, this is not the site for that. this site is for the substance abusing heathens who like to share their drunken/high/fucked-up texts, kthx.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:35pm
  • I was gonna say the same thing 2:48

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:09am
  • i love you people :) i feel so at home here hahaha - 3:38

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:19pm
  • fuck all you religious people getting all worked up about this. jesus thinks you're a cunt, too

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Hahaha, I would totally feel the same way in that situation

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:08pm
  • "and im not sure how the bible 'is less believable than most fairy tales.'" Most fairy tales are only long enough to contain a few steaming piles of ridiculous horse shit. The Bible is long enough to contain many.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:16am
  • "You're probably going straight to hell." There is some judgment in that statement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:59am
  • Sorry you guys feel that way. I dont think Christ was ashamed of us...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:07pm
  • You're probably going straight to hell. Why would you even say something like that?! You are ashamed of the One who wants to save us. I feel sorry for people like you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:10pm
  • AWESOME. I agree, I would have felt the need to explain that it wasn't mine. LOL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:21pm
  • you dont have to be a "devout christian" to know that this text is just plain wrong. and im not sure how the bible "is less believable than most fairy tales". but alright, ill pray for you. you all are making the devil very happy right now. that's so sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:11am
    • Talking wolves, talking pigs, witches, talking plants. Atleast the first 3 have mouths...

      Submitted by SserPrun95 on May 1, 11 at 7:01pm
  • Geeze... Uptight christians. Never seen that before. Seriously it's 2009 your belief structure is ridiculously antiquated and embarassing. Grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:08am
  • WWJD? I think Jesus would read this site, shake his head, and say, "you crazy bitches!!! I love ya."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:44pm
  • haha sounds like me!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:39pm
  • WE don't judge...the Bible and Christ judges...we just state what is wrong and right, idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:12am
  • why are they on this site? probably so they can spank it to the american apparel scrunchies girl and still feel virtuous about not looking at porn...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:22pm
  • haha, hope i never have to do that. i'd just go up and be like, "can you GIFT WRAP these??" hehe

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:15pm
  • Why are there so many Christians on this website anyways? Jesus surely wouldn't approve at you getting amusement from others' sinful debauchery, right? ;-D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:18am
  • I used to wear a disguise to the library when checking out the Left Behind series...so ashamed of myself for reading that time-vampire.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:15pm
  • "but then again you live your life by a book that is less believable than most fairy tales... so we already knew that you're a dumbass" FUCKING WIN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:18pm
  • I really hope Christ is ashamed of you. You deserve it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:11pm
  • where did he say he is ashamed of christ? i love jesus but i wouldn't want to be confused with all the psychotic zealots running around thinking they are somehow qualified to judge anyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Hahaha 7:15, that is genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:41pm
  • Lmao at the Jesus freaks. This post made my night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:08pm
  • didn't need the reply text, understood from the first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:38pm
  • "you all are making the devil very happy right now. that's so sad." funniest thing i've read today.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:18pm