i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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