this beer tastes like vomit already
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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