Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
