It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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