i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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